david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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