Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My feet surprised me
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