Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm going to jail i love you
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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