I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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