is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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