belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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