once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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