This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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