I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It's never too late to be topless.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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