For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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