I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
