i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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