I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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