Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
This is the high leading the old right now
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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