normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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