So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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