He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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