we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
