I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
