Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I don't think brook has ever known best
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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