They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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