Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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