I can tuck mytits in my pants
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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