I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
