When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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