Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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