just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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