I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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