I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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