windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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