They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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