Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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