Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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