youre lurking in front of me
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
