Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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