I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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