16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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