Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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