I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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