I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
These tits shall not be calmed
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I came so hard my ears popped.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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