I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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