I think I won the penis lottery.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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