when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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