Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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