Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
