the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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