I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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