i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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