Welp...herpes.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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