Kiss
Puke
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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